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The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
Character :Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Character :The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Character :Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Character :Sexy Asian Vampire
Character :Travis Dance
Character :Timmy
Character :Chief Doublestump
Character :Private Dick Sam Black
Character :Racoon Head
Character :News Anchor
Character :Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Character :Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
Character :Himself
Character :James' Assistant
Character :Sally Sterks
Character :Deke the Red Herring
Character :Larry the Stripper
Character :Lesbian Art Student #1
Character :Lesbian Art Student #2
Character :Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Character :Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Character :Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Character :Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Character :Fake Zit Guy
Character :Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
Character :Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
Character :Purse Snatcher
Character :Monster Meat
Character :Office Chair Victim
Character :Black Guy #2
Character :Bouncer
Character :Guy at the Party
Character :Party Goer
Character :Himself (uncredited)
Character :Woman on Balcony (uncredited)
Character :Party Goer (uncredited)
Character :New Found Glory
Character :People at the Party
Character :People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
Character :Voice Over
Character :Self
Character :Soul Stripper
Character :Lesbian Vampire
Character :Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
Character :(uncredited)
Character :Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Character :Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
Character :Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
Character :Door Girl (uncredited)
